Mark Twain said it best. “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, It’s the size of the fight in the dog”.
Well, what can I say? This bitch….which I mean with the sincerest form of canine flattery, is not giving up yet!
I haven’t weighed in for the last three weeks…which if Weight Watchers was really earning their money and watching me they would have known and reported to the proper dietary authorities. But since I heard no bells and whistles nor did I see the food police hanging out in front of my very secure apartment, I must have gotten away with the 21 day furlow.
All is not lost my lil chickas! I have my new Bobby Sherman lunch box to inspire me back to dietary greatness! But that of course means the dreaded WEIGH IN.
I noticed that my precious lil Bobby had his stats printed on the side of the lunch box. Somehow I felt closer to him just knowing his parent’s names, that he had a sister, where he was born and of course his height, weight, hair and eye color. Ha! That little smidge on information really did satisfy the quizzical desires of a 7 yr old back in 1970 didn’t it? And bless his heart, 5’9″ tall and only 135lbs….I could break him like a twig with just one hug.
ANYWAY….If lil Bobby…and a do mean little…could put up his stats up for the world to see then what the hell. I can too.
This may not be pretty but here goes.
JULIANA
Juliana Marie Wathen
January 4, 1963
Born : Tulsa, Oklahoma
Parents: Wanda and Denver Wathen
Siblings: Irby, Denise, Vern and Fred
Height: 5’4″ Weight: 296 lbs
Hair Color: Lady Clairol Eye Color: Blue
Wow….I feel better already. I don’t think I’ll ever weigh 135lbs but I’m sure gonna give it my best shot to keep on keeping on. I’m fighting the battle for a healthier me. I’ve got a lot on my plate so to speak and it ain’t chicken! I took up Weight Watchers in April and my starting weight was 310. I got down to 290 three weeks ago so hopefully I can regain my ground and keep on going.
Just remember, If you can’t run with the big dogs…..stay on the porch!
I love each and every one of you
Juliana
Copyright 2011 Juliana M. Wathen
Diary of a MAD * FAT * WOMAN..... 
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